THIS:
used it's tail to sting MY TAIL. and it burned. like fire. oh sure, those of you that have had it happen will claim it's no worse then a wasp. but you're liars. all of you.
so now I've been stung by a scorpion, on my butt. what would you do? that's what I did. jump up, start screaming like a girl, and rip my shorts off. at this point many of you are wondering who you should pity more, me or philip who's staring at me from the bed next to where I am. let me assure you, it's STILL ME! so I finally get the scorpion to drop out of my shorts, and phil gets me ice, which I'm now sitting on. and it's been like 25 minutes since this happened, and the pain hasn't gone down any. including sitting on ice. great. my life is amazing.
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and *I* am the lucky one who gets to hear your complaining on yahoo when it happens. : P just kidding
I felt sorry for you *HUGS*
ummm i mean to put my name
just looking at that picture...:S
I'm sorry for you... but I must admit that I laughed as well. Something tells me that you're laughing at yourself as you sit on your ice. or at least smirking if you're in too much pain to laugh.
Did you lose a limb as a result? I only ask because then it means I might hear from you ;) Unfortunately, stung by a scorpian wasn't on the list of "must know" but it made for amusement anyway, well, it's a story to tell, eh? :P
my foot is swollen. maybe it wasn't a scorpion...but it hurts like hell. the amusing thing is that...it looks funny. :P
ok laughing so hard im crying a little tiny bit.
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